2 Toddler Riddles

Question: What is the thing a toddler desires most?
Answer: Whichever object he just threw.

 

Sippy cup? “I want that.” Offer sippy cup to toddler. Toddler then proceeds to toss sippy cup across room. “Want sippy cup!”

 

Question: What is the most confusing word to a toddler?
Answer: “Okay”

“I don’t want to go pee pee.”

“Okay.”

“I want to go pee pee!”

“Okay.”

“I don’t want to go pee pee!”

“Okay.”

“I want to go pee pee!”

“Okay.”

“I DON’T WANT TO GO PEE PEE!!”

“Okay.”

“I want my underwear.”

“Okay.”

“I DON’T WANT MY UNDERWEAR!”

“Okay.”

“I WANT TO GO PEE PEE!!”

The response I want to give is “Fuck you, you little shit!” Instead I just calmly say “Okay.”