I got an advertisement in the mail the other day for a personalized item of jewelry to give to my special valentine. Now I’m sure whoever was in charge used some sort of automated search algorithm to match my name with a female’s. Unfortunately this was more along the lines of “Red Dwarf” in regards to the effectiveness. Instead of matching up my name with the person it should, whatever automated name fill-in program what was used just grabbed the female name most often used on my blog (at least that what I assume).
So, thanks, but no thanks. I don’t think I want myself or my daughter to remember Valentine’s Day in any way that this implicates.